framesjanco:

a haiku

i am so horny
i am so so so horny
i am so horny

hogwartsfacebook:

I think this sums up his role in Mulan quite well

(has this been done before) (what have i done)

fuck-slayer:

in english today a girl asked me how i put on makeup with my glasses on and i said ‘i take them off’ and she looked at me like

 

theteafox:

basedgosh:

girlfriends who purposely give their boyfriends boners at inconvenient/inappropriate times are evil and powerful and should be feared

Me

jesuschristvevo:

when u remember the answer 2 a question after handing ur test in

l0nghighway:

geminicreations:

i think this may just be the greatest string of tweets in the history of mankind

oh my god hahahahahaha

fritogay:

wow when did phil become hispanic 

deansass:

But what if one day you walk into your room after a long tiring day and you want to break down and cry but there’s this handsome guy lying on your bed and smiling at you gently and you want to freak out but he looks so kind and familiar and you ask “who are you?” And he says, “why, I’m your computer” and he hugs you and says “I know all your dark little secrets, and I’m here to make you feel better”

like why can’t we have that